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Yo mama so fucking stupid she ate the popcorn ceiling

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1. Too Much Love?

Everybody knows the expression "*I love you so much I could eat you."* So, one has to wonder: do vegans actually love animals...or is it just moral posturing?

2. Went to a restaurant to buy a burger with fries

They said they only accept cash or credit card

3. What did the elephant ask the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing?

4. Just Joking...

5. What do a Virgina coal miner and a Las Vegas prostitute have in common?

They both work the shaft for pay.

6. Why is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm?

You never know how long it'll last

7. Knock knock. Who's there? Eat map.

Eat map who? Ewww, gross!

8. You know why some people think profit-making companies are full of gibberish?

They make dollars, but they don't make sense.

9. I think it would fit the clean, SFW nature of Dad Jokes if we stopped making jokes about chickens, turkeys and ducks.

Its not a dad joke if it includes fowl language.

10. A Western journalist asked the ISI

“A Western journalist asked the Pakistani ISI, ‘Why do you protect terrorists?’ They said, ‘They’re strategic assets.’ He asked, ‘And what do they protect?’ ‘Our defense budget.’”

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